Toronto Mayor Rob Ford also has Thoughts About the Matrix

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is free from the Crack Matrix...

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford finds out Crack is Illegal

I was shocked too when I found out smoking crack, hunting people, shooting subway trains, and taking things without paying for them were illegal. So Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is not alone in being surprised.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Can't Count to Potato

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford can't count to potato, but he can count to crack.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford wears his Mayor Hat

I think every politician should have to wear an awful hat to help keep them humble. Then again, it didn't work for Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Maybe the hat makes you want to smoke crack cocaine.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Crack Tickles his Toes

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets the giggles when I smoke crack and run a city of millions.